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Too Big To Survive

Too Big To Survive

Some emails I receive are too good not to share. This is one of them. "GD" tells his story of attempting to buy a foreclosed property.

"GD" Writes:

Mish,

I had to pass this tale along to illustrate how ridiculous the housing situation is and how much of a mess Bank of America / Merrill Lynch (BAC) is right now.

My wife and I are currently looking to buy a house in hopes of finding something that has reasonably returned to earth in the last 18 months in the Bay Area. We found a bank owned property in an excellent neighborhood that had been absolutely gutted by the departing owners/tenants. The listing agreement said that all offers had to be submitted with a Bank of America prequalification. We have been working with Merrill because we have investments with them and they are willing to verify our assets without forcing to sell anything until the last minute.

Our agent contacted the selling agent to make sure that it was fine for us to submit our offer with the Merrill pre-approval. No dice, it had to be Bank of America. So we contact a B of A rep and get a quick approval ($50 for the trouble plus another run on our credit). Then our agent prepares the offer and learns that the house is actually owned by Merrill. We then contacted our Merrill rep and had him see what the story was to determine if we could perhaps deal directly with the person inside managing that portfolio.

What happened next? You probably already guessed it, Merrill couldn’t find the property on any of its books. Neither could Bank of America. Needless to say we walked away from such a mess.

This is not a “one hand doesn’t know what the other is doing,” this is a other fingers on the same hand are clueless situation. These banks are not too big to fail. They are failing because they are too big.

Wow. Just wow.

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Michael Jackson Blocker

This is what CNN might look like if someone wrote a Michael Jackson blocker plug-in (similar to a pop-up blocker):

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Cubic Pastry Fail

There was a box of these in the lunch room for public consumption.  I'm not sure what they're going for.  It didn't seem cubical nor like any pastry I've ever had.  I'm sure there's demand.  Just not from me.

It's very nutty and flaky.  Kind-of like me.  I can't tell if there are any artificial ingredients because the only English on the wrapper relating to the product's description is "Cubic Pastry" and "Flavor."  There is also another clue, "TK Food :: Since 1979 :: Baked Wheat Cookie."

Maybe it's an acquired taste, which I am usually a big fan of.  So plan on acquiring more than one if your goal is to eventually enjoy these.

   
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Cubic_Pastry_Failtag_Fail_Revi.zip (869 KB)

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Google Fail (Google Voice Search + Earthquake)

One neat application for iPhone is Google Voice Search.  So today, I tried the new Earthquake results in Google.  I'm sure they'll fix it soon, but witness a rare Google FAIL!

   
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Hannah Never Cried Wolf

A few nights ago, I told Hannah the story of the boy who cried wolf.  She has been claiming that her tummy hurts right when we ask her to finish eating her dinner.  She realized she can get out of eating what's on her plate that way.  So we've started to doubt her.

I used the standard telling of the fable.  I told her about a bored shepherd boy who entertained himself by calling out "Wolf!"  Nearby villagers who came to his rescue found that the alarms were false and that they had wasted their time.  When the boy was actually confronted by a wolf, the villagers did not believe his cries for help and the wolf ate the boy.  I don't know why, but in my telling of the story, the wolf ignored the sheep, but that's how I told it to her.

After I told Hannah the story, she looked at me with wide eyes and asked, "The wolf ate Jesus?"

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